Stylish, elegant and deadly - the official college scarf of the Guild of Assassins is the most luxurious garrotte you will ever wear!
Renowned for its quality of curriculum and elegant fashions, the Guild of Assassins has produced the Disc's most notorious and well-dressed killers. Now you too can ‘take dark’ and dress your neck in something suitably stylish.
Produced in the very best 100% Saxony wool by traditional Oxbridge University outfitters. Features the Assassins' coat of arms and motto embroidered in rich purple thread.
Measures 175cm x 20cm
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Tread with stealth and killer style with a pair of official socks from Ankh-Morpork's Guild of Assassins. With a chic motif of daggers and the guild coat of arms, this highbrow hosiery is essential uniform for the smartest Assassins! *BUY ANY 3 PAIRS OF DISCWORLD SOCKS FOR £15!*
For Killer Style!
Been there, killed that, got the T-Shirt! If looks could kill, then an Assassin's sense of style would be deadly. Wear your killer instincts on your sleeve and show you've taken the dark at Ankh-Morpork's school for professional inhumers with our stylish Assassins' Guild almuni shirt (black, of course).