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Discworld Unreal Estate - Own a Piece of Ankh-Morpork!
Own a slice of the Big Wahoonie with your own pied-a-terre on Treacle Mine Road! This hilarious property portfolio contains everything you need to get a foot on the bottom ring of Ankh-Morpork's greasy property ladder - a great gift for the Discworld fan who has everything!
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Ever dreamed of living in Ankh-Morpork? The house of your dreams awaits with Discworld Unreal Estate!
Terry Pratchett once told us that if you could by a lairdship in Scotland, or an acre of the moon, then why not a property in Ankh-Morpork... and this is the result!
You'll receive your own Unreal Estate Property Portfolio containing your lease, tenancy agreement, home information & property specifications, along with a delicious illustration of your property by EA illustrator Jonathan Kirtz. Also included is a pocket city guide to help you navigate your new surroundings and help you settle in to this 'characterful' community!
Portfolio measures 215 x 300mm
+++Unreal Estate documents are provided blank for you to fill in at home, but if you're buying as a gift we can personalise the lease and folder in our best handwriting, simply provide the name of the recipient via the personalisation tab above +++
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