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Graduate as a Master Assassin and become a bona fide member of Ankh-Morpork's deadliest guild with our exclusive graduation set from the Guild of Assassins!
Each set Includes your 'Master Assassin' diploma, a Licence to Inhume, and your Assassins' Guild membership card to proudly display in your wallet (and strike fear into those who dare rummage about in it),
Diploma measures 297 x 420mm (A3), Licence measures 210 x 280 mm (A4), membership card measures 89 x 58mm
+++Certificates are provided blank for you to fill in at home, but if you're buying as a gift we can personalise the diploma in our best handwriting, simply provide the name of the recipient via the personalisation tab above+++
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Enjoy a free ‘Tuppenny Upright’ courtesy of Rosie Palm and her girls with an official 'token of affection' from the Guild of Seamstresses!
Wood Effect Wall Boss
Display your affiliation to the Assassins' Guild with official insignia from one of Discworld's greatest and deadliest institutions!
Cotton Tote
No discerning thief should be without their guild regulation Swag Bag - the perfect vessel for carrying your loot over the rooftops of Ankh-Morpork!
100% Saxony Wool
Stylish, elegant and deadly - the official college scarf of the Guild of Assassins is the most luxurious garrotte you will ever wear!
The Discworld is your mollusc with an official Ankh-Morpork passport - all you need to validate your status as a citizen of the Big Wahoonie!
Uphold the law on the mean streets of Ankh-Morpork with the aid of the official City Watch pocket notebook - Contains invaluable information guide you in your duties along with 44 plain pages for your reports and scribblings!
Aspiring wizards would be unwise to venture onto campus without their Unseen University Student Notebook - a boon to any scholar of magic!
A bolt-hole in the Big Wahoonie!
Own a slice of the Big Wahoonie with your own pied-a-terre on Treacle Mine Road! This hilarious property portfolio contains everything you need to get a foot on the bottom ring of Ankh-Morpork's greasy property ladder - a great gift for the Discworld fan who has everything!
Set of 4 UU & Guild Insurances!
Embellish your belongings with the added benefit of Ankh-Morpork civic protection from the Assassins, Beggars and Thieves' Guilds and Unseen University!
Diploma & Student Declaration!
Graduate from Discworld's most spellbinding educational establishment with a masters degree from the Unseen University! Choose from six subjects and become a bona fide wizard & master of magic! - a magical gift for any Terry Pratchett fan or aspiring wizard!
Dress to kill!
Dress to kill and slay 'em in style with a pair of official pewter cufflinks from Ankh-Morpork's guild of Assassins - for style to die for!
Any 3 pairs for £15!
Tread with stealth and killer style with a pair of official socks from Ankh-Morpork's Guild of Assassins. With a chic motif of daggers and the guild coat of arms, this highbrow hosiery is essential uniform for the smartest Assassins! *BUY ANY 3 PAIRS OF DISCWORLD SOCKS FOR £15!*
For Killer Style!
Been there, killed that, got the T-Shirt! If looks could kill, then an Assassin's sense of style would be deadly. Wear your killer instincts on your sleeve and show you've taken the dark at Ankh-Morpork's school for professional inhumers with our stylish Assassins' Guild almuni shirt (black, of course).