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Enjoy a free ‘Tuppenny Upright’ courtesy of Rosie Palm and her girls with an official 'token of affection' from the Guild of Seamstresses!
This cheeky token from Terry Pratchett's Discworld features the Seamstresses' Guild coat of arms on the reverse, and is attached to a keeper ring for safe keeping.
(If, like Sandra Battye and young Vimesy in Night Watch, folks ever ask you what a Tuppenny Upright is, just tell 'em it's a kind of jam doughnut...)
Brass plated. Measures 40mm in diameter
Official Unseen University bronze octogram - the symbol of alumni from Discworld's most spellbinding educational establishment! A perfect souvenir for aspiring wizards and studious Pratchett fans!
Bag of five!
Treat yourself to a sausage-inna-bun or two with an authentic bag of Discworld coins from the streets and pockets of Ankh-Morpork, presented in a Royal Bank fo Ankh-Morpork money bag!
The official Seamstresses' Guild Thimble will protect you from little pricks, leaving you free to deal with the big ones!
"Truth! Justice! Freedom! Reasonably Priced Love! And a Hard-Boiled Egg!" Pay tribute to the boys from Treacle Mine Road and remember the Glorious Revolution from Terry Pratchett's Night Watch with our official commemorative tea towel.
"Truth! Justice! Freedom! Reasonably Priced Love! And a Hard-Boiled Egg!" Pay tribute to the Glorious 25th of May and the boys of the Treacle Mine Road barricade with a commemorative egg!
Wood Effect Wall Boss
Display your affiliation with Ankh-Morpork's Guild of Seamstresses Guild with official insignia from one of Discworld's finest institutions!
Cotton Tote
No discerning thief should be without their guild regulation Swag Bag - the perfect vessel for carrying your loot over the rooftops of Ankh-Morpork!
"We can rule you wholesale"
A super-shiny souvenir from Ankh-Morpork!Express your Discworld fan loyalty, or embellish the keys to your bolt-hole in the Big Wahoonie with an official Discworld keyring & fob!
Official Discworld Stamp
Official Discworld Stamp sponsored by Ankh-Morpork's Guild of Seamstresses - sealed with a loving (and reasonably priced) kiss! Inspired by Terry Pratchett's 39th Discworld book Going Postal this romantic postage stamp is printed in Ankh-Morpork by Teemer and Spools!
HARDBACK
Wear the lilac and enjoy this stunning hardback edition of Terry Pratchett's twenty-ninth Discworld book, featuring the glorious revolution of the People's Republic of Treacle Mine Road on the Glorious 25th of May!
Dress to kill!
Dress to kill and slay 'em in style with a pair of official pewter cufflinks from Ankh-Morpork's guild of Assassins - for style to die for!
Any 3 pairs for £15!
Tread with stealth and killer style with a pair of official socks from Ankh-Morpork's Guild of Assassins. With a chic motif of daggers and the guild coat of arms, this highbrow hosiery is essential uniform for the smartest Assassins! *BUY ANY 3 PAIRS OF DISCWORLD SOCKS FOR £15!*
For Killer Style!
Been there, killed that, got the T-Shirt! If looks could kill, then an Assassin's sense of style would be deadly. Wear your killer instincts on your sleeve and show you've taken the dark at Ankh-Morpork's school for professional inhumers with our stylish Assassins' Guild almuni shirt (black, of course).
Official Discworld Stamp
An inaugural issue in the new 'Guilds of Ankh-Morpork' series from the Ankh-Morpork Post Office, this attractive Discworld Stamp is sponsored by Rosie Palm's good-time guild, and printed by Teemer and Spools in Ankh-Morpork!