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Gimlet's Hole Food Delicatessen Tea Towel
Bring Discworld into your kitchen with an official tea towel from Gimlet's Hole Food Deli - Ankh-Morpork's premier dwarfish eatery!
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This essential kitchen helper features rat cut nomenclature enabling you to identify the tastiest cuts and avoid the green wobbly bits when preparing your Quattro Rodenti or Rat-onna-stick!
Screen printed on 100% natural cotton in rodent brown.
Measures 81 x 48cms
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