Add a touch of literary class to your kitchen & enlist a 'Cast of Thousands' to help with the washing up with our typographic tea towel, featuring a myriad of favourite character names from Terry Pratchett's Discworld!
Escape into Discworld while you're doing the washing up or brewing an all-important cup of tea!
This stylishly geeky tea towel will add a Pratchett magic to your kitchen, with hundreds of favourite characters on hand to help your domestic endeavours!
Featuring the funniest and most familiar names from the Discworld books including Death, Granny Weatherwax, Nanny Ogg, Greebo, Tiffany Aching, Moist Von Lipwig, Vetinari, Sam Vimes and Rob Anybody, this sturdy tea towel is built to endure years of big wizard's dinners.
100% natural cotton
Measures 81 x 48cms
"They say that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach which just goes to show they're as confused about anatomy as they gen'rally are about everything else" The deliciously indelicate Nanny Ogg presents astonishing recipes from Terry Pratchett's Discworld, garnished with her own brand of wisdom and seasoned with a dash of outrageous wit!
Featuring all your most beloved characters including Death, Nanny Ogg, Granny Weatherwax, Vetinari, Death of Rats, the Librarian, Tiffany Aching and hundreds more, this typographic poster features masses of fantastically familiar, and wonderfully eccentric names from Terry Pratchett's Discworld - Available in two stylish sizes and finishes!
Official Discworld Plushies!
"THIS IS GREEBO. BETWEEN YOU AND ME, HE'S A FIEND FROM HELL."- Witches Abroad Lock up your cuddly toys and daughters, Nanny's 'little softy' has arrived! Our official Greebo Plush from Terry Pratchett's Discworld is a not-so-cuddly toy with cattitude, a fiendish familiar likely to make you go 'awww' and 'owww' at the same time!!
100% Free Range Discworld Plushy!
Treat yourself to an icon of Ankh-Morpork street cuisine - with ketchup & no green wobbly bits!!Fresh from Gimlet’s Hole Food Delicatessen, this favourite among discerning dwarfs is made from 100% free-range & locally sourced ingredients (aka plush!) - an ideal addition to any Hogswatch feast or stocking!
Illustrated by Joe McLaren!
“I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, he said, BUT I COULD MURDER A CURRY.”― Terry Pratchett, MortDEATH... usher of souls, horseman of the apocalypse & curry connosieur. Our official Discworld T-Shirt features Terry Pratchett's Grim Reaper with a dish of Ankh-Morpork's finest Klatchian cuisine, exclusively illustrated for the Discworld Emporium by Joe McLaren!
'“I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"Death thought about it.CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.” '― Terry Pratchett, SourceryDeath has never been so cuddly! Snuggle up to our official Discworld plushy featuring Terry Pratchett's ultimate anthropomorphic personification, complete with...
Illustrated by Joe McLaren!
A shirt with soul...music!The official Band With Rocks In tour T-Shirt is the only shirt to be seen in this festival season - 'Bee There Orr Bee A Rectangular Thyng'! ~ Exclusively illustrated for the Discworld Emporium by Joe McLaren! ~
Set of Five
Treat your 'shelf' to books with more character with our set of five Discworld bookmarks featuring a cast of Discworld denizens comprising the Patrician Lord Havelock Vetinari, Nanny Ogg, Sam Vimes, Moist Von Lipwig & Rincewind the Wizzard - for pages with personality!