Discworld: A Cast of Thousands! Tea Towel

Add a touch of literary class to your kitchen & enlist a 'Cast of Thousands' to help with the washing up with our typographic tea towel, featuring a myriad of favourite character names from Terry Pratchett's Discworld!

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 Escape into Discworld while you're doing the washing up or brewing an all-important cup of tea!
This stylishly geeky tea towel will add a Pratchett magic to your kitchen, with hundreds of favourite characters on hand to help your domestic endeavours!

Featuring the funniest and most familiar names from the Discworld books including Death, Granny Weatherwax, Nanny Ogg, Greebo, Tiffany Aching, Moist Von Lipwig, Vetinari, Sam Vimes and Rob Anybody, this sturdy tea towel is built to endure years of big wizard's dinners.

100% natural cotton
Measures 81 x 48cms

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