The Discworld is your mollusc with an official Ankh-Morpork passport - all you need to validate your status as a citizen of the Big Wahoonie!
Issued exclusively by The Ankh-Morpork Consulate here at the Discworld Emporium in Wincanton, each passport is individually numbered by letterpress and pre-endorsed ready for you to fill in as imaginatively as you wish.
Contains vital information on prohibited goods, currency and work permits along with immigration stamps from around the Disc along with space for stamps should you visit the Discworld Emporium in person, or any other place that is silly enough to stamp your passport.
Measures 100 x 140mm
Join the City Watch Today!
"BE a MAN in the City Watch! The City Watch needs MEN!" Whether you're man/woman/dwarf/troll/other enough for the City Watch, then the City Watch Recruit file is for you! Contains a wealth of official documentation to confirm your enrolment in the Watch and help you uphold the law on the mean streets of Ankh-Morpork!
A bolt-hole in the Big Wahoonie!
Own a slice of the Big Wahoonie with your own pied-a-terre on Treacle Mine Road! This hilarious property portfolio contains everything you need to get a foot on the bottom ring of Ankh-Morpork's greasy property ladder - a great gift for the Discworld fan who has everything!
Set of 6
A set of six luggage labels featuring favourite Discworld destinations including Lancre, Uberwald, and Ankh-Morpork along with designs from C.M.O.T. Dibbler, the Ankh-Morpork Guild of Trespassers, and the Ankh-Morpork and Sto Plains Hygienic Railway!
Diploma & Student Declaration!
Graduate from Discworld's most spellbinding educational establishment with a masters degree from the Unseen University! Choose from six subjects and become a bona fide wizard & master of magic! - a magical gift for any Terry Pratchett fan or aspiring wizard!
Mind How You Go!
To celebrate the life and works of Sir Terry Pratchett, this special Discworld Diary is perennial publication that can be used any year! and is full of quotes, illustrations and anecdotes from some of those who knew and loved him and his extraordinary body of work. Includes tributes from Neil Gaiman, Rhianna Pratchett, A S Byatt, Emporium founder Bernard...
Illustrated by Joe McLaren!
Send a suitably fantastic salutation to a fellow Discworld fan with our exclusive set of six greeting cards featuring some our favourite Discworld denizens including the Lancre coven, Hogfather and the Librarian. Illustrated by Joe McLaren, these characterful cards also look beautiful perched on a shelf or framed upon your wall!
+ FREE UU STICKER!
Do you know your Wahoonie from your Daft Wullie? Your Witches from your City Watch? Pit your wits against the 2019 Discworld Diary, a trivia-filled test of your Discworld knowledge, full of characters and conundrums from Terry Pratchett's Discworld plus lots of space for your own scribbles and a cut-out-and-keep certificate - all compiled by yours truly,...
Set of Five
Treat your 'shelf' to books with more character with our set of five Discworld bookmarks featuring a cast of Discworld denizens comprising the Patrician Lord Havelock Vetinari, Nanny Ogg, Sam Vimes, Moist Von Lipwig & Rincewind the Wizzard - for pages with personality!