Ankh-Morpork Civic Protection Stickers

Embellish your belongings with the added benefit of Ankh-Morpork civic protection from the Assassins, Beggars and Thieves' Guilds and Unseen University!

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Each set includes a guarantee against begging with the 'I've Coughed up' Beggars' Guild sticker, a safeguard against magical hazards with the Unseen University 'Thaumic Contamination' label, a guarantee against theft and tampering from the Thieves' Guild and an Assassins' Guild sticker protecting your property with an automatic contract promising a swift inhumation.

Stickers measure a conspicuous 95mm diameter.
Produced on hard-wearing paper on peelable backing, with protective matt varnish.

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