Assassins' Guild T-Shirt

Been there, killed that, got the T-Shirt! 
If looks could kill, then an Assassin's sense of style would be deadly. Wear your killer instincts on your sleeve and show you've taken the dark at Ankh-Morpork's school for professional inhumers with our stylish Assassins' Guild almuni shirt (black, of course).

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Show off your killer credentials as a surviving alumni of Ankh-Morpork's deadliest guild! 
No alumnus from Discworld's most stylish guild of them all should be without their Official Assassins' Guild college shirt - proof (aside from the fact that you're still breathing) that you survived your practical exams to graduate from Discworld's premier school for professional killers.

Made with heavyweight 100% cotton and screen-printed with the finest quality inks for long-lasting definition.


Please check your size carefully before ordering!

These shirts run true to size and have a roomier fit than our Turtle Moves & Death of Rats T-Shirt

SIZE GUIDE

CHEST SIZE (INCHES) S: 34-36, M: 38-40, L: 42-44,  X Large: 46-48,  XXL: 50-52

SMLXL  XXL
UK8-1010-1212-1416-1818-20
US4-66-810-1214-1616-18
EUR36-3838-4040-4244-4646-49

Eilis wears sizes Small and Medium 

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