Goddess Anoia Tea Towel

Get some divine intervention in the kitchen from Terry Pratchett's goddess of things that get stuck in drawers! with the Goddess Anoia votive tea towel!

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Help to ease your culinary chores and washing-up woes with this decorative and functional addition to the home, screen printed on 100% white cotton. Be sure to rattle your drawers and mutter expletives in praise unto this domestic deity for added effect.
Measures 81 x 48cms

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