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"Truth! Justice! Freedom! Reasonably Priced Love! And a Hard-Boiled Egg!"
Pay tribute to the boys from Treacle Mine Road and remember the Glorious Revolution from Terry Pratchett's Night Watch with our official commemorative tea towel.
Wave the flag, or at least do the dishes, in the name of the Glorious Revolution with this %100 cotton tea towel.
Created in the style of a banner from the barricades, each towel is emblazoned with the People's Republic manifesto screen printed in lilac onto 100% natural cotton. It's almost too lovely to dry the dishes with, so why not hang it as a flag of defiance in your abode to commemorate this most poignant date in the Discworld calendar.
"How Do They Rise Up"
Paperback
Terry Pratchett's twenty-ninth Discworld adventure, featuring Ankh-Morpork's city watch, a glorious revolution, Truth! Justice! Freedom! And a Hard-boiled Egg!
Get some divine intervention in the kitchen from Terry Pratchett's goddess of things that get stuck in drawers! with the Goddess Anoia votive tea towel!
Bring Discworld into your kitchen with an official tea towel from Gimlet's Hole Food Deli - Ankh-Morpork's premier dwarfish eatery!
A really wild tea towel featuring some of our favourite Discworld plants and critters including the Curious Squid, Quantum Weather Butterfly, Counting Pine, Hermit Elephant and Swamp Dragon!
"Truth! Justice! Freedom! Reasonably Priced Love! And a Hard-Boiled Egg!" Pay tribute to the Glorious 25th of May and the boys of the Treacle Mine Road barricade with a commemorative egg!
One Size
Traumatise your dinner guests and cut a dash in the kitchen with an apron from Ankh-Morpork's enterprising street peddler C.M.O.T. Dibbler!
One Size
Protect your clothes from clumsy spills and green wobbly bits with an official apron from Gimlet's Hole Food Deli - Ankh-Morpork's famous dwarfish eatery!
Cotton Shopping Bag
Official Discworld book and tote bag featuring the Great A'tuin, illustrated by Joe McLaren - artist of the beautiful Discworld Collector's Library edition covers!
Cotton Tote
No discerning thief should be without their guild regulation Swag Bag - the perfect vessel for carrying your loot over the rooftops of Ankh-Morpork!
Uphold the law on the mean streets of Ankh-Morpork with the aid of the official City Watch pocket notebook - Contains invaluable information guide you in your duties along with 44 plain pages for your reports and scribblings!
Join the City Watch Today!
"BE a MAN in the City Watch! The City Watch needs MEN!" Whether you're man/woman/dwarf/troll/other enough for the City Watch, then the City Watch Recruit file is for you! Contains a wealth of official documentation to confirm your enrolment in the Watch and help you uphold the law on the mean streets of Ankh-Morpork!
Set of 6 Letterpress Coasters
Add a touch of the Ankh-Morpork to your drinking den with a set of Discworld Beermats, featuring a selection of Ankh-Morpork's beers, brands & eateries!
100% Free Range Discworld Plushy!
Treat yourself to an icon of Ankh-Morpork street cuisine - with ketchup & no green wobbly bits!!Fresh from Gimlet’s Hole Food Delicatessen, this favourite among discerning dwarfs is made from 100% free-range & locally sourced ingredients (aka plush!) - an ideal addition to any Hogswatch feast or stocking!
The hedgehog can never be buggered at all!
Folk it right up with the Hedgehog song book bag! Carry your Discworld books and belongings in style with our official canvas tote, featuring Nanny Ogg and her favourite tavern ditty!
The Turtle Moves!
Celebrate the cult of Discworld and its divine creator with The Turtle Moves sticker - Terry Pratchett's own symbol of good taste in books and literature!
HARDBACK
Wear the lilac and enjoy this stunning hardback edition of Terry Pratchett's twenty-ninth Discworld book, featuring the glorious revolution of the People's Republic of Treacle Mine Road on the Glorious 25th of May!
Set of 6 Letterpress Coasters
Add a touch of Discworld and literary flair to your drinking habit with a set of traditional letterpress beermats featuring famous inns, taverns and watering holes from Ankh-Morpork and beyond!
Illustrated by Joe McLaren!
“I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, he said, BUT I COULD MURDER A CURRY.”― Terry Pratchett, MortDEATH... usher of souls, horseman of the apocalypse & curry connosieur. Our official Discworld T-Shirt features Terry Pratchett's Grim Reaper with a dish of Ankh-Morpork's finest Klatchian cuisine, exclusively illustrated for the Discworld Emporium by Joe McLaren!
Eight Book Set
Join Vimes, Carrot, Angua, Cheery, Nobby Nobbs and Colon along with their fellow members of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch in this set of eight Terry Pratchett books from the Discworld Collector's Library. These handsome hardback editions feature foil embossed book covers illustrated by Joe McLaren.
Add a touch of literary class to your kitchen & enlist a 'Cast of Thousands' to help with the washing up with our typographic tea towel, featuring a myriad of favourite character names from Terry Pratchett's Discworld!
Illustrated by Joe McLaren!
A shirt with soul...music!The official Band With Rocks In tour T-Shirt is the only shirt to be seen in this festival season - 'Bee There Orr Bee A Rectangular Thyng'! ~ Exclusively illustrated for the Discworld Emporium by Joe McLaren! ~
Fabricati Diem, Pvnc!
Fabricati Diem, Pvnc! Join the Ankh-Morpork City Watch from Terry Pratchett's Discworld and walk the cobbles with Sam Vimes, Carrot, Angua, Cheery, Detritus & Company with our official City Watch special Constable's badge!
By the Discworld Emporium!
Join Vimes, Cheery, Carrot, Angua, Nobby, Colon & co. and enact the laws & ordinances of Ankh-Morpork with the City Watch Discworld Journal! Features favourite City Watch characters illustrated by David Wyatt, quotes from Terry Pratchett's City Watch series and ample space to write your own reports, observations and investigations!