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Glorious 25th of May Tea Towel
"Truth! Justice! Freedom! Reasonably Priced Love! And a Hard-Boiled Egg!"
Pay tribute to the boys from Treacle Mine Road and remember the Glorious Revolution from Terry Pratchett's Night Watch with our official commemorative tea towel.
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Wave the flag, or at least do the dishes, in the name of the Glorious Revolution with this %100 cotton tea towel.
Created in the style of a banner from the barricades, each towel is emblazoned with the People's Republic manifesto screen printed in lilac onto 100% natural cotton. It's almost too lovely to dry the dishes with, so why not hang it as a flag of defiance in your abode to commemorate this most poignant date in the Discworld calendar.
"How Do They Rise Up"
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