"Truth! Justice! Freedom! Reasonably Priced Love! And a Hard-Boiled Egg!"
Pay tribute to the boys from Treacle Mine Road and remember the Glorious Revolution from Terry Pratchett's Night Watch with our official commemorative tea towel.
Wave the flag, or at least do the dishes, in the name of the Glorious Revolution with this %100 cotton tea towel.
Created in the style of a banner from the barricades, each towel is emblazoned with the People's Republic manifesto screen printed in lilac onto 100% natural cotton. It's almost too lovely to dry the dishes with, so why not hang it as a flag of defiance in your abode to commemorate this most poignant date in the Discworld calendar.
"How Do They Rise Up"
Join the City Watch Today!
"BE a MAN in the City Watch! The City Watch needs MEN!" Whether you're man/woman/dwarf/troll/other enough for the City Watch, then the City Watch Recruit file is for you! Contains a wealth of official documentation to confirm your enrolment in the Watch and help you uphold the law on the mean streets of Ankh-Morpork!
100% Free Range Discworld Plushy!
Treat yourself to an icon of Ankh-Morpork street cuisine - with ketchup & no green wobbly bits!!Fresh from Gimlet’s Hole Food Delicatessen, this favourite among discerning dwarfs is made from 100% free-range & locally sourced ingredients (aka plush!) - an ideal addition to any Hogswatch feast or stocking!
Illustrated by Joe McLaren!
“I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, he said, BUT I COULD MURDER A CURRY.”― Terry Pratchett, MortDEATH... usher of souls, horseman of the apocalypse & curry connosieur. Our official Discworld T-Shirt features Terry Pratchett's Grim Reaper with a dish of Ankh-Morpork's finest Klatchian cuisine, exclusively illustrated for the Discworld Emporium by Joe McLaren!
Eight Book Set
Join Vimes, Carrot, Angua, Cheery, Nobby Nobbs and Colon along with their fellow members of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch in this set of eight Terry Pratchett books from the Discworld Collector's Library. These handsome hardback editions feature foil embossed book covers illustrated by Joe McLaren.
Illustrated by Joe McLaren!
A shirt with soul...music!The official Band With Rocks In tour T-Shirt is the only shirt to be seen in this festival season - 'Bee There Orr Bee A Rectangular Thyng'! ~ Exclusively illustrated for the Discworld Emporium by Joe McLaren! ~
Fabricati Diem, Pvnc!
Fabricati Diem, Pvnc! Join the Ankh-Morpork City Watch from Terry Pratchett's Discworld and walk the cobbles with Sam Vimes, Carrot, Angua, Cheery, Detritus & Company with our official City Watch special Constable's badge!
By the Discworld Emporium!
Join Vimes, Cheery, Carrot, Angua, Nobby, Colon & co. and enact the laws & ordinances of Ankh-Morpork with the City Watch Discworld Journal! Features favourite City Watch characters illustrated by David Wyatt, quotes from Terry Pratchett's City Watch series and ample space to write your own reports, observations and investigations!