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The Goddess Anoia Tea Towel - NEW DESIGN!
A new Discworld Tea Towel featuring Terry Pratchett's Goddess of Things That Get Stuck in Drawers! Ease your washing-up woes with this heavenly home helper featuring a divine illustration by David Wyatt. Just be sure to rattle your drawers and mutter expletives in praise unto this domestic deity for added effect!
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Get some divine intervention in the kitchen from Terry Pratchett's ever-popular goddess Anoia! Illustrated with exclusive artwork by David Wyatt, The Goddess Anoia votive tea towel is printed in glorious full colour on 100% white cotton.
Measures 81 x 48cms
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