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The Unadulterated Cat
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The Unadulterated Cat

Everything you need to know to identify the real, authentic feline from cat connoiseur Terry Pratchett, illustrated by Gray Jolliffe

£12.99

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The Unadulterated Cat is becoming an endangered species as more and more of us settle for those boring mass-produced cats the ad-men sell us – the pussies that purr into their gold-plated food bowls on the telly. But the Campaign for Real Cats sets out to change all that by helping us to recognise a true, unadulterated cat when we see one. For example: real cats have ears that look like they’ve been trimmed with pinking shears; real cats never wear flea collars…or appear on Christmas cards…or chase anything with a bell in it; real cats do eat quiche. And giblets. And butter. And anything else left on the table, if they think they can get away with it. Real cats can hear a fridge door opening two rooms away…

Publisher: Orion Publishing Co
ISBN: 9780752853697