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Thieves' Guild Swag Bag
No discerning thief should be without their guild regulation Swag Bag - the perfect vessel for carrying your loot over the rooftops of Ankh-Morpork!
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Featuring head of the Thieves' Guild Josiah Boggis and his boys, this eco-friendly cotton shopper is a stylish and practical place to stuff your stash!
100% cotton. Measures 39 x 42cm, with handles 32cm long.
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