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No discerning thief should be without their guild regulation Swag Bag - the perfect vessel for carrying your loot over the rooftops of Ankh-Morpork!
Featuring head of the Thieves' Guild Josiah Boggis and his boys, this eco-friendly cotton shopper is a stylish and practical place to stuff your stash!
100% cotton. Measures 39 x 42cm, with handles 32cm long.
The original map of Ankh-Morpork, cunningly devised by messrs Terry Pratchett and Stephen Briggs, illustrated in glorious thaumicolour by Stephen Player!
Enjoy a free ‘Tuppenny Upright’ courtesy of Rosie Palm and her girls with an official 'token of affection' from the Guild of Seamstresses!
Protect your possessions from pilfery with an official Thieves Guild-registered Hook!
Bring Discworld into your kitchen with an official tea towel from Gimlet's Hole Food Deli - Ankh-Morpork's premier dwarfish eatery!
A really wild tea towel featuring some of our favourite Discworld plants and critters including the Curious Squid, Quantum Weather Butterfly, Counting Pine, Hermit Elephant and Swamp Dragon!
"Truth! Justice! Freedom! Reasonably Priced Love! And a Hard-Boiled Egg!" Pay tribute to the good folk from the People's Republic of Treacle Mine Road and remember the Glorious Revolution from Terry Pratchett's Night Watch with our official commemorative tea towel.
Cotton Shopping Bag
Official Discworld book and tote bag featuring the Great A'tuin, illustrated by Joe McLaren - artist of the beautiful Discworld Collector's Library edition covers!
100% Free Range Discworld Plushy!
Treat yourself to an icon of Ankh-Morpork street cuisine - with ketchup & no green wobbly bits!!Fresh from Gimlet’s Hole Food Delicatessen, this favourite among discerning dwarfs is made from 100% free-range & locally sourced ingredients (aka plush!) - an ideal addition to any Hogswatch feast or stocking!
The hedgehog can never be buggered at all!
Folk it right up with the Hedgehog song book bag! Carry your Discworld books and belongings in style with our official canvas tote, featuring Nanny Ogg and her favourite tavern ditty!
The Turtle Moves!
Celebrate the cult of Discworld and its divine creator with The Turtle Moves sticker - Terry Pratchett's own symbol of good taste in books and literature!
Illustrated by Joe McLaren!
The Grim Squeaker, Discworld's diminutive reaper, is the star of this official new t-shirt for Terry Pratchett g-EEKs, featuring artwork by Joe McLaren, cover artist of the Discworld Collector's Library Books!
Illustrated by Joe McLaren!
“I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, he said, BUT I COULD MURDER A CURRY.”― Terry Pratchett, MortDEATH... usher of souls, horseman of the apocalypse & curry connosieur. Our official Discworld T-Shirt features Terry Pratchett's Grim Reaper with a dish of Ankh-Morpork's finest Klatchian cuisine, exclusively illustrated for the Discworld Emporium by Joe McLaren!
Endangered Stamp
Official Discworld Stamp sponsored by the Thieves' Guild featuring the esteemed visage of guild leader Josiah Boggis, printed by Teemer and Spools!
Add a touch of literary class to your kitchen & enlist a 'Cast of Thousands' to help with the washing up with our typographic tea towel, featuring a myriad of favourite character names from Terry Pratchett's Discworld!
Illustrated by Joe McLaren!
A shirt with soul...music!The official Band With Rocks In tour T-Shirt is the only shirt to be seen in this festival season - 'Bee There Orr Bee A Rectangular Thyng'! ~ Exclusively illustrated for the Discworld Emporium by Joe McLaren! ~
Set of Five
Treat your 'shelf' to books with more character with our set of five Discworld bookmarks featuring a cast of Discworld denizens comprising the Patrician Lord Havelock Vetinari, Nanny Ogg, Sam Vimes, Moist Von Lipwig & Rincewind the Wizzard - for pages with personality!
Any 3 pairs for £15!
Give 'life' to your feet with a pair of Death socks! This fantastically fun footwear features a pattern of lifetimers, scythes and everyone’s favourite anthropomorphic personification from Terry Pratchett's Discworld - for soles with 'soul'!*BUY ANY 3 PAIRS OF DISCWORLD SOCKS FOR £15!*
Any 3 pairs for £15!
Have the world at your feet with our official Discworld socks featuring Star Turtle Great A'Tuin and the Discworld itself! This fantastical footwear is super-soft, super-starry & spaced-out!*BUY ANY 3 PAIRS OF DISCWORLD SOCKS FOR £15!*
Any 3 pairs for £15!
Ook! Dip your toes into L-Space with our bookish Discworld socks featuring flying spellbooks, bananas and the famous catchphrase of Terry Pratchett's literature-loving orangutan!*BUY ANY 3 PAIRS OF DISCWORLD SOCKS FOR £15!*
Any 3 pairs for £15!
Traverse cruel and unusual geography in style and let the Luggage run amok over your feet with this thaumically-charged pair of Discworld socks, woven in the colours of Ankh-Morpork's ancient college of magic, Unseen University! *BUY ANY 3 PAIRS OF DISCWORLD SOCKS FOR £15!*
Any 3 pairs for £15!
CRIVENS!! Walk the Chalk like the Nac Mac Feegle with this fantasically fun literary footwear feet-uring the unmistakable appendages of Terry Pratchett's pesky pictsies!*BUY ANY 3 PAIRS OF DISCWORLD SOCKS FOR £15!*
Any 3 pairs for £15!
Tread with stealth and killer style with a pair of official socks from Ankh-Morpork's Guild of Assassins. With a chic motif of daggers and the guild coat of arms, this highbrow hosiery is essential uniform for the smartest Assassins! *BUY ANY 3 PAIRS OF DISCWORLD SOCKS FOR £15!*
A Souvenir from Ankh-Morpork!
You survived the Mended Drum, and all you got was this lovely T- Shirt! Wear the thrills and spills of Ankh-Morpork's notorious tavern on your sleeve, quite literally, with our exclusive Discworld tee - a souvenir from a local boozer that is truly out of this world!
For Killer Style!
Been there, killed that, got the T-Shirt! If looks could kill, then an Assassin's sense of style would be deadly. Wear your killer instincts on your sleeve and show you've taken the dark at Ankh-Morpork's school for professional inhumers with our stylish Assassins' Guild almuni shirt (black, of course).
Official Discworld Stamp
Introducing the fifth issue in the Ankh-Morpork Post Office's ''Guilds of Ankh-Morpork'' collection! Honouring the entirely honourable guild of thieves, this Discworld Stamp is printed by Teemer and Spools in Ankh-Morpork!
Baby you were Born to Rune!
Baby you were 'Born to Rune'!Official Discworld T-Shirt featuring the iconic image of Discworld's pale rider Death from Terry Pratchett's Soul Music! Depicted on his metal steed, complete 'with the coat he borrowed from the Dean', Death has been illustrated exclusively for the Discworld Emporium by Joe Mclaren!
* New Design! *
The ultimate Discworld tee is back with a new design featuring exclusive artwork by our latest guest artist Boris Sokolovsky! This stunning illustration is entirely hand-drawn and includes little iconic motifs from Terry Pratchett's Discworld - THE TURTLE MOVES!