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Father Christmas's Fake Beard - Paperback
Have yourself a very Terry Christmas with a festive collection of fantastic short stories by our favourite author Sir Terry Pratchett! Originally Written for the Bucks Free Press during Terry's days as a newspaper journalist, this jolly book includes The Computer Who Wrote to Father Christmas, The Abominable Snow-Baby and Father Christmas Goes to Work at the Zoo, illustrated by Mark Beech.
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Enjoy festive frolics with eleven short stories by Terry Pratchett comprising a naughty Santa Claus, abominable snowmen, explosive mince pies, a very naughty Santa Claus, and a partridge in a pear tree!
Featuring fantastic illustrations of Mark Beech, Father Chistmas's fake beard is a book that will have you chortling and giggling into your mine pies!
With dedication by Rob Wilkins!
Publisher: Random House Children's Publishers UK
ISBN: 9780552576666
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