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For feet as sharp as your weaponry these guild Discworld approved socks will cloak your digits in darkness as you go about your deadly deeds through the streets and rooftops of Ankh-Morpork.
Design is woven into the fabric of the sock to guarantee excellent wear-ability
We promote safe socks, so please wear responsibly.
Warning: May attract the Eater of Socks.
Made with 73% cotton, 26% polymide, 1% Elastane
UK Adult Sizes only.
SAVE £4.50 WHEN YOU BUY ANY 3 PAIRS OF DISCWORLD SOCKS - YOUR DISCOUNT WILL BE APPLIED AT CHECKOUT!
Wood Effect Wall Boss
Display your affiliation to the Assassins' Guild with official insignia from one of Discworld's greatest and deadliest institutions!
Cotton Tote
No discerning thief should be without their guild regulation Swag Bag - the perfect vessel for carrying your loot over the rooftops of Ankh-Morpork!
100% Saxony Wool
Stylish, elegant and deadly - the official college scarf of the Guild of Assassins is the most luxurious garrotte you will ever wear!
Diploma, Licence & Membership Card
Graduate as a Master Assassin and become a bona fide member of Ankh-Morpork's deadliest guild with our exclusive graduation set from the Guild of Assassins!
Illustrated by Joe McLaren!
The Grim Squeaker, Discworld's diminutive reaper, is the star of this official new t-shirt for Terry Pratchett g-EEKs, featuring artwork by Joe McLaren, cover artist of the Discworld Collector's Library Books!
Illustrated by Joe McLaren!
“I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, he said, BUT I COULD MURDER A CURRY.”― Terry Pratchett, MortDEATH... usher of souls, horseman of the apocalypse & curry connosieur. Our official Discworld T-Shirt features Terry Pratchett's Grim Reaper with a dish of Ankh-Morpork's finest Klatchian cuisine, exclusively illustrated for the Discworld Emporium by Joe McLaren!
Illustrated by Joe McLaren!
Send a suitably fantastic salutation to a fellow Discworld fan with our exclusive set of six greeting cards featuring some our favourite Discworld denizens including the Lancre coven, Hogfather and the Librarian. Illustrated by Joe McLaren, these characterful cards also look beautiful perched on a shelf or framed upon your wall!
Illustrated by Joe McLaren!
A shirt with soul...music!The official Band With Rocks In tour T-Shirt is the only shirt to be seen in this festival season - 'Bee There Orr Bee A Rectangular Thyng'! ~ Exclusively illustrated for the Discworld Emporium by Joe McLaren! ~
Dress to kill!
Dress to kill and slay 'em in style with a pair of official pewter cufflinks from Ankh-Morpork's guild of Assassins - for style to die for!
Any 3 pairs for £15!
Give 'life' to your feet with a pair of Death socks! This fantastically fun footwear features a pattern of lifetimers, scythes and everyone’s favourite anthropomorphic personification from Terry Pratchett's Discworld - for soles with 'soul'!*BUY ANY 3 PAIRS OF DISCWORLD SOCKS FOR £15!*
Any 3 pairs for £15!
Have the world at your feet with our official Discworld socks featuring Great A'Tuin his/herself! This fantastical footwear is super-soft, super-starry & spaced-out!*BUY ANY 3 PAIRS OF DISCWORLD SOCKS FOR £15!*
Any 3 pairs for £15!
Ook! Dip your toes into L-Space with our bookish Discworld socks featuring flying spellbooks, bananas and the famous catchphrase of Terry Pratchett's literature-loving orangutan!*BUY ANY 3 PAIRS OF DISCWORLD SOCKS FOR £15!*
Any 3 pairs for £15!
Traverse cruel and unusual geography in style and let the Luggage run amok over your feet with this thaumically-charged pair of Discworld socks, woven in the colours of Ankh-Morpork's ancient college of magic, Unseen University! *BUY ANY 3 PAIRS OF DISCWORLD SOCKS FOR £15!*
Any 3 pairs for £15!
CRIVENS!! Walk the Chalk like the Nac Mac Feegle with this fantasically fun literary footwear feet-uring the unmistakable appendages of Terry Pratchett's pesky pictsies!*BUY ANY 3 PAIRS OF DISCWORLD SOCKS FOR £15!*
HO. HO. HO.
“OH, THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING IN THE STOCKING THAT MAKES A NOISE, said Death. OTHERWISE, WHAT IS 4:30 A.M. FOR?” ― Terry Pratchett, HogfatherHave you been naughty, or nice? No matter what the Hogfather brings this yuletide, give your gifts a touch of Discworld magic with our exclusive plush Hogswatch stocking!
For Killer Style!
Been there, killed that, got the T-Shirt! If looks could kill, then an Assassin's sense of style would be deadly. Wear your killer instincts on your sleeve and show you've taken the dark at Ankh-Morpork's school for professional inhumers with our stylish Assassins' Guild almuni shirt (black, of course).