The Mended Drum T-Shirt

You survived the Mended Drum, and all you got was this lovely  T- Shirt! Wear the thrills and spills of Ankh-Morpork's notorious tavern on your sleeve, quite literally, with our exclusive Discworld tee - a souvenir from a local boozer that is truly out of this world!

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Been there, done that, got the T-Shirt! You might have taken a few punches while you were there, but at least you lived to tell the tale! Our souvenir shirt from Discworld's premier den of iniquity (formerly known as The Broken Drum) is a sign of a good night and fine taste in literary merchandise!

Like the splatter employed the door of the Drum, our shirts are TOUGH and they won't turn to mush like your brain cells after a several pints of Winkle's Old Peculiar!


Made with heavyweight 100% cotton and screen-printed with the finest quality inks for long-lasting definition.


Please check your size carefully before ordering!

These shirts run true to size and have a roomier fit than our Turtle Moves & Death of Rats T-Shirt

SIZE GUIDE

CHEST SIZE (INCHES) S: 34-36, M: 38-40, L: 42-44,  X Large: 46-48,  XXL: 50-52

SMLXL  XXL
UK8-1010-1212-1416-1818-20
US4-66-810-1214-1616-18
EUR36-3838-4040-4244-4646-49


Ian wears size Large

Reb wears size Medium 

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