You survived the Mended Drum, and all you got was this lovely T- Shirt! Wear the thrills and spills of Ankh-Morpork's notorious tavern on your sleeve, quite literally, with our exclusive Discworld tee - a souvenir from a local boozer that is truly out of this world!
Been there, done that, got the T-Shirt! You might have taken a few punches while you were there, but at least you lived to tell the tale! Our souvenir shirt from Discworld's premier den of iniquity (formerly known as The Broken Drum) is a sign of a good night and fine taste in literary merchandise!
Like the splatter employed the door of the Drum, our shirts are TOUGH and they won't turn to mush like your brain cells after a several pints of Winkle's Old Peculiar!
Made with heavyweight 100% cotton and screen-printed with the finest quality inks for long-lasting definition.
Please check your size carefully before ordering!
These shirts run true to size and have a roomier fit than our Turtle Moves & Death of Rats T-Shirt
CHEST SIZE (INCHES) S: 34-36, M: 38-40, L: 42-44, X Large: 46-48, XXL: 50-52
Ian wears size Large
Reb wears size Medium
1000 Piece Jigsaw
Ankh-Morpork, city of one thousand surprises - in a thousand puzzling pieces! See the city unfold before your very eyes, but only if they can take the strain! Our original Discworld Jigsaw Puzzle for only the bravest puzzle afficionados!
100% Free Range Discworld Plushy!
Treat yourself to an icon of Ankh-Morpork street cuisine - with ketchup & no green wobbly bits!!Fresh from Gimlet’s Hole Food Delicatessen, this favourite among discerning dwarfs is made from 100% free-range & locally sourced ingredients (aka plush!) - an ideal addition to any Hogswatch feast or stocking!
Illustrated by Joe McLaren!
“I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, he said, BUT I COULD MURDER A CURRY.”― Terry Pratchett, MortDEATH... usher of souls, horseman of the apocalypse & curry connosieur. Our official Discworld T-Shirt features Terry Pratchett's Grim Reaper with a dish of Ankh-Morpork's finest Klatchian cuisine, exclusively illustrated for the Discworld Emporium by Joe McLaren!
Illustrated by Joe McLaren!
A shirt with soul...music!The official Band With Rocks In tour T-Shirt is the only shirt to be seen in this festival season - 'Bee There Orr Bee A Rectangular Thyng'! ~ Exclusively illustrated for the Discworld Emporium by Joe McLaren! ~
Any 3 pairs for £15!
Traverse cruel and unusual geography in style and let the Luggage run amok over your feet with this thaumically-charged pair of Discworld socks, woven in the colours of Ankh-Morpork's ancient college of magic, Unseen University! *BUY ANY 3 PAIRS OF DISCWORLD SOCKS FOR £15!*
For Killer Style!
Been there, killed that, got the T-Shirt! If looks could kill, then an Assassin's sense of style would be deadly. Wear your killer instincts on your sleeve and show you've taken the dark at Ankh-Morpork's school for professional inhumers with our stylish Assassins' Guild almuni shirt (black, of course).
1000 Puzzling Pieces
Welcome to The Mended Drum, where the landlord pulls pints but not punches, and 'last orders' may literally be your last!Be transported to Ankh-Morpork's premier tourist destination and witness the delights of a first rate bar fight with this intoxicating jigsaw puzzle, featuring a riotous illustration full of characters & details from Terry...
A David Wyatt Collaboration!
For a local boozer that is truly out of this world, the Mended Drum cannot be beaten!Visit the Mended Drum from the safety of your own home & witness the thrills and (quite literal) spills of Ankh-Morpork's premier tourist destination with this riotous rendition of Discworld's notorious tavern, illustrated by David Wyatt.