I COULD MURDER A CURRY T-Shirt

 “I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, he said, BUT I COULD MURDER A CURRY.”
― Terry Pratchett, Mort
DEATH... usher of souls, horseman of the apocalypse & curry connosieur. Our official Discworld T-Shirt features Terry Pratchett's Grim Reaper with a dish of Ankh-Morpork's finest Klatchian cuisine, exclusively illustrated for the Discworld Emporium by Joe McLaren!

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Everyone knows that DEATH is partial to a plate of soggy raisins and root vegetables, and is a regular visitor to Ankh-Morpork's famous Curry Gardens takeaway. 
We've collaborated with the talented Mr Joe McLaren, cover artist for the Discworld Collector's Library edition books, to create a sylishly geeky Terry Pratchett tee featuring our favourite anthropomorphic personification indulging in a klatchian, screen-printed with the finest quality inks for long-lasting definition. This heavyweight 100% cotton tee is available in two styles for a flattering fit.

Please check your size carefully before ordering!
These shirts run true to size and have a roomier fit than our Turtle Moves & Death of Rats T-Shirt
We have recently improved our ladies' fit so there's no more need to size up!

SIZE GUIDE

CLASSIC: CHEST SIZE (INCHES) S: 34-36, M: 38-40, L: 42-44,  X Large: 46-48,  XXL: 50-52

LADIES: UK FIT S: 8-10, M: 10-12, L: 12-14  XL: 14-16, XXL: 18-20

SMLXL  XXL
UK8-1010-1212-1416-1818-20
US4-66-810-1214-1616-18
EUR36-3838-4040-4244-4646-49


++ Ian wears Classic size Large ++

Reb wears Ladies' size Medium

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