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The Band With Rocks In T-Shirt
A shirt with soul...music!
The official Band With Rocks In tour T-Shirt is the only shirt to be seen in this festival season - 'Bee There Orr Bee A Rectangular Thyng'!
~ Exclusively illustrated for the Discworld Emporium by Joe McLaren! ~
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This Discworld T-Shirt ROCKS! A must-have for fans of Music With Rocks In featuring the stars of Terry Pratchett's Soul Music; Imp Y Celyn, Glod Glodsson and Lias Bluestone, illustrated by Mr Joe McLaren, cover artist for the Discworld Collector's Library hardback edition books!
"There were ways of making money out of Music With Rocks In that he'd never thought of . . . and C.M.O.T. Dibbler thought of money all the time.
For example, there were the shirts. They were of cotton so cheap and thin that it was practically invisible in a good light and tended to dissolve in the wash. He'd sold six hundred already!"
- Terry Pratchett, Soul Music
WORRY NOT! Our shirts rock harder than those of Mr Dibbler, and they won't fall to bits in the mosh pit!
Our shirts are made with heavyweight 100% cotton and screen-printed with the finest quality inks for long-lasting definition.
Please check your size carefully before ordering!
These shirts run true to size and have a roomier fit than our Turtle Moves & Death of Rats T-Shirt
SIZE GUIDE
DRESS SIZE:
| S | M | L | XL | XXL | XXXL | ||
| UK | 8-10 | 10-12 | 12-14 | 16-18 | 18-20 | 20-22 | |
| US | 4-6 | 6-8 | 10-12 | 14-16 | 16-18 | 18-20 | |
| EUR | 36-38 | 38-40 | 40-42 | 44-46 | 46-48 | 48-50 |
Ian wears size Large
Reb wears size Small and Medium to show difference in fit
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