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"Great A'Tuin the turtle comes, swimming slowly through the interstellar gulf. . ."
- The Colour of Magic
Each design is woven into the fabric of the sock to guarantee excellent wear-ability. Our socks are available and displayed in adult UK sizes.
We promote safe socks, so please wear responsibly.
Warning: May attract the Eater of Socks.
Made with 73% cotton, 26% polymide, 1% Elastane
UK Adult Sizes only.
SAVE £4.50 WHEN YOU BUY ANY 3 PAIRS OF DISCWORLD SOCKS - YOUR DISCOUNT WILL BE APPLIED AT CHECKOUT!
Sterling Silver
THE TURTLE MOVES! Designed for us by Sir Terry Pratchett himself, the Turtle Moves symbol was created to function much like those little fish emblems worn by followers of a certain religious sect. In other words, a sign that would tell one Discworld fan (or 'Terryvangelist') to another that they shared the same fine taste in literature.
Sterling Silver
THE TURTLE MOVES! Designed for us by Sir Terry Pratchett himself, the Turtle Moves symbol was created to function much like those little fish emblems worn by followers of a certain religious sect. In other words, a sign that would tell one Discworld fan (or 'Terryvangelist') to another that they shared the same fine taste in literature!
Cotton Shopping Bag
Official Discworld book and tote bag featuring the Great A'tuin, illustrated by Joe McLaren - artist of the beautiful Discworld Collector's Library edition covers!
"We can rule you wholesale"
A super-shiny souvenir from Ankh-Morpork!Express your Discworld fan loyalty, or embellish the keys to your bolt-hole in the Big Wahoonie with an official Discworld keyring & fob!
Official Discworld Figurine
We’ve been making little bits of Discworld for over 30 years, from the first Discworld figurines as Clarecraft in 1991, to a cornucopia of collectibles at the Discworld Emporium - all from the marvellous mind of Sir Terry Pratchett! What better way to celebrate this milestone in our Discworld journey than with a stunning rendition of the Discworld...
The Turtle Moves!
Celebrate the cult of Discworld and its divine creator with The Turtle Moves sticker - Terry Pratchett's own symbol of good taste in books and literature!
Illustrated by Joe McLaren!
“I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, he said, BUT I COULD MURDER A CURRY.”― Terry Pratchett, MortDEATH... usher of souls, horseman of the apocalypse & curry connosieur. Our official Discworld T-Shirt features Terry Pratchett's Grim Reaper with a dish of Ankh-Morpork's finest Klatchian cuisine, exclusively illustrated for the Discworld Emporium by Joe McLaren!
Illustrated by Joe McLaren!
A shirt with soul...music!The official Band With Rocks In tour T-Shirt is the only shirt to be seen in this festival season - 'Bee There Orr Bee A Rectangular Thyng'! ~ Exclusively illustrated for the Discworld Emporium by Joe McLaren! ~
Dress to kill!
Dress to kill and slay 'em in style with a pair of official pewter cufflinks from Ankh-Morpork's guild of Assassins - for style to die for!
Any 3 pairs for £15!
Give 'life' to your feet with a pair of Death socks! This fantastically fun footwear features a pattern of lifetimers, scythes and everyone’s favourite anthropomorphic personification from Terry Pratchett's Discworld - for soles with 'soul'!*BUY ANY 3 PAIRS OF DISCWORLD SOCKS FOR £15!*
Any 3 pairs for £15!
Ook! Dip your toes into L-Space with our bookish Discworld socks featuring flying spellbooks, bananas and the famous catchphrase of Terry Pratchett's literature-loving orangutan!*BUY ANY 3 PAIRS OF DISCWORLD SOCKS FOR £15!*
Any 3 pairs for £15!
Traverse cruel and unusual geography in style and let the Luggage run amok over your feet with this thaumically-charged pair of Discworld socks, woven in the colours of Ankh-Morpork's ancient college of magic, Unseen University! *BUY ANY 3 PAIRS OF DISCWORLD SOCKS FOR £15!*
Any 3 pairs for £15!
CRIVENS!! Walk the Chalk like the Nac Mac Feegle with this fantasically fun literary footwear feet-uring the unmistakable appendages of Terry Pratchett's pesky pictsies!*BUY ANY 3 PAIRS OF DISCWORLD SOCKS FOR £15!*
Any 3 pairs for £15!
Tread with stealth and killer style with a pair of official socks from Ankh-Morpork's Guild of Assassins. With a chic motif of daggers and the guild coat of arms, this highbrow hosiery is essential uniform for the smartest Assassins! *BUY ANY 3 PAIRS OF DISCWORLD SOCKS FOR £15!*
A Souvenir from Ankh-Morpork!
You survived the Mended Drum, and all you got was this lovely T- Shirt! Wear the thrills and spills of Ankh-Morpork's notorious tavern on your sleeve, quite literally, with our exclusive Discworld tee - a souvenir from a local boozer that is truly out of this world!
HO. HO. HO.
“OH, THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING IN THE STOCKING THAT MAKES A NOISE, said Death. OTHERWISE, WHAT IS 4:30 A.M. FOR?” ― Terry Pratchett, HogfatherHave you been naughty, or nice? No matter what the Hogfather brings this yuletide, give your gifts a touch of Discworld magic with our exclusive plush Hogswatch stocking!
For Killer Style!
Been there, killed that, got the T-Shirt! If looks could kill, then an Assassin's sense of style would be deadly. Wear your killer instincts on your sleeve and show you've taken the dark at Ankh-Morpork's school for professional inhumers with our stylish Assassins' Guild almuni shirt (black, of course).
Baby you were Born to Rune!
Baby you were 'Born to Rune'!Official Discworld T-Shirt featuring the iconic image of Discworld's pale rider Death from Terry Pratchett's Soul Music! Depicted on his metal steed, complete 'with the coat he borrowed from the Dean', Death has been illustrated exclusively for the Discworld Emporium by Joe Mclaren!
* New Design! *
The ultimate Discworld tee is back with a new design featuring exclusive artwork by our latest guest artist Boris Sokolovsky! This stunning illustration is entirely hand-drawn and includes little iconic motifs from Terry Pratchett's Discworld - THE TURTLE MOVES!
Official Discworld T-Shirt!
Going on holiday this year? Don't forget your Luggage . . . T-shirt!Official Discworld T-Shirt featuring everyone's favourite homicidal box on legs, lovingly illustrated by Robert Sienicki, and exclusive to the Discworld Emporium!