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The Wit and Wisdom of Discworld
Join the cast of Discworld for a collection of the wittiest, pithiest and wisest quotations from Terry Pratchett's extraordinary Discworld universe, compiled by Mr Stephen Briggs in paperback!
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"A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores."
- The Fifth Elephant
"Inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened."
- Moving Pictures.
The Wit and Wisdom of Discworld is a paperback collection of the funniest, pithiest and wisest quotations from the extraordinary Discworld universe and the imagnination of Sir Terry Pratchett, expertly compiled by Stephen Briggs. This essential book is guaranteed to transport you back to your favourite Discworld moments, with contibutions from a cast of all your favourite characters from the witches to the wizards, and the watch. Laugh out loud with the perfect companion for die-hard Pratchett fans, as well as those on their first forays into Discworld.
Publisher: Transworld Publishers Ltd
ISBN: 9780552159463
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