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For a local boozer that is truly out of this world, the Mended Drum cannot be beaten!
Our Fiendishly Difficult Discworld Jigsaw puzzle packs as much punch as the clientele of Ankh-Morpork's notorious tavern, and contains more bits and pieces than the chunder on the cobbles – it’ll make you so drunk with puzzlement you may need a Klatchian coffee to sober up again afterwards!
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Explore The Big Wahoonie from the comfort of your own armchair with The Compleat Ankh-Morpork city guide and map - aided and abetted by the Discworld Emporium!
The original map of Ankh-Morpork, cunningly devised by messrs Terry Pratchett and Stephen Briggs, illustrated in glorious thaumicolour by Stephen Player!
Bag of five!
Treat yourself to a sausage-inna-bun or two with an authentic bag of Discworld coins from the streets and pockets of Ankh-Morpork, presented in a Royal Bank fo Ankh-Morpork money bag!
Cotton Tote
No discerning thief should be without their guild regulation Swag Bag - the perfect vessel for carrying your loot over the rooftops of Ankh-Morpork!
The Discworld is your mollusc with an official Ankh-Morpork passport - all you need to validate your status as a citizen of the Big Wahoonie!
A bolt-hole in the Big Wahoonie!
Own a slice of the Big Wahoonie with your own pied-a-terre on Treacle Mine Road! This hilarious property portfolio contains everything you need to get a foot on the bottom ring of Ankh-Morpork's greasy property ladder - a great gift for the Discworld fan who has everything!
Set of 6 Letterpress Coasters
Add a touch of the Ankh-Morpork to your drinking den with a set of Discworld Beermats, featuring a selection of Ankh-Morpork's beers, brands & eateries!
A souvenir poster print from Ankh-Morpork's most disreputable drinking establishment! For those who have enjoyed a pint in The Drum in their mind's eye, this faithful rendition of that iconic tavern brings the Drum frighteningly to life.
Shade in the Shades, add fifty shades of brown to the River Ankh or a splash of the colour of magic with our giant colouring map of the Big Wahoonie! Keep itas a stylish black and white art print or make a blot on the landscape with colouring pencil or pen!
Discworld Plushies!
"Ook!" Guard your bookshelves with this adorable* plush Librarian from Terry Pratchett's Discworld, complete with book and banana! *adorable most of the time - just don't call him the 'M' word!
"We can rule you wholesale"
A super-shiny souvenir from Ankh-Morpork!Express your Discworld fan loyalty, or embellish the keys to your bolt-hole in the Big Wahoonie with an official Discworld keyring & fob!
Set of 6 Letterpress Coasters
Add a touch of Discworld and literary flair to your drinking habit with a set of traditional letterpress beermats featuring famous inns, taverns and watering holes from Ankh-Morpork and beyond!
1000 Puzzling Pieces
The Great Library at Unseen University, as you've never 'Unseen' it before! See the most magical library in the multiverse unfold before your eyes with our exclusive 1000 piece Discworld jigsaw puzzle, featuring an astonishing illustration to make any booklover go wobbly at the knees - Ook!MORE STOCK EXPECTED MID FEB!
Illustrated by Joe McLaren!
“I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, he said, BUT I COULD MURDER A CURRY.”― Terry Pratchett, MortDEATH... usher of souls, horseman of the apocalypse & curry connosieur. Our official Discworld T-Shirt features Terry Pratchett's Grim Reaper with a dish of Ankh-Morpork's finest Klatchian cuisine, exclusively illustrated for the Discworld Emporium by Joe McLaren!
A David Wyatt Collaboration!
“The Library certainly wasn’t silent. There was the occasional zip and sizzle of a magical discharge, and an octarine spark would flash from shelf to shelf. Chains clinked, faintly. - Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites Explore the most magical Library in the multiverse with our sumptuous art print, exclusive to the Discworld Emporium - just don't get lost in...
1000 Puzzling Pieces
Cower, brief mortals, and take on the challenge of our exclusive 1000 piece Discworld Jigsaw puzzle - it'll be the DEATH of you! See the Reaper Man's inner sanctum come to 'life' before your eyes in an astonishing illustration full of hidden details alluding to Terry Pratchett's endearing Grim Reaper!MORE STOCK EXPECTED LATE FEBUARY!
A David Wyatt Collaboration!
See DEATH'S study brought to... er... 'life' in our exclusive art print, bursting with souvenirs from Death's visitations to the mortal realm. Look out for family portraits, familiar lifetimers, and guest appearances from Binky, Quoth and the Death of Rats and a tribute to Sir Terry himself!
Any 3 pairs for £15!
Ook! Dip your toes into L-Space with our bookish Discworld socks featuring flying spellbooks, bananas and the famous catchphrase of Terry Pratchett's literature-loving orangutan!*BUY ANY 3 PAIRS OF DISCWORLD SOCKS FOR £15!*
Any 3 pairs for £15!
Traverse cruel and unusual geography in style and let the Luggage run amok over your feet with this thaumically-charged pair of Discworld socks, woven in the colours of Ankh-Morpork's ancient college of magic, Unseen University! *BUY ANY 3 PAIRS OF DISCWORLD SOCKS FOR £15!*
A Souvenir from Ankh-Morpork!
You survived the Mended Drum, and all you got was this lovely T- Shirt! Wear the thrills and spills of Ankh-Morpork's notorious tavern on your sleeve, quite literally, with our exclusive Discworld tee - a souvenir from a local boozer that is truly out of this world!
For Killer Style!
Been there, killed that, got the T-Shirt! If looks could kill, then an Assassin's sense of style would be deadly. Wear your killer instincts on your sleeve and show you've taken the dark at Ankh-Morpork's school for professional inhumers with our stylish Assassins' Guild almuni shirt (black, of course).
A David Wyatt Collaboration!
For a local boozer that is truly out of this world, the Mended Drum cannot be beaten!Visit the Mended Drum from the safety of your own home & witness the thrills and (quite literal) spills of Ankh-Morpork's premier tourist destination with this riotous rendition of Discworld's notorious tavern, illustrated by David Wyatt.
1000 Puzzling Pieces
Park your broomsticks, pour a cup of tea (or perhaps a pint of Scumble) and cosy up with our 1000 piece Discworld Jigsaw Puzzle featuring Granny Weatherwax's Cottage!Join Nanny Ogg, Magrat Garlick & a host of woodland denizens in Granny Weatherwax's garden with our bewitching illustration full of details from Terry Pratchett's Discworld!MORE STOCK...
A David Wyatt Collaboration!
Welcome to Bad Ass, home of the most bad-ass witch of them all, the Hag O' Hags Esme Weatherwax!Journey to Lancre and visit the homestead of Discworld's most powerful witch with this enchanting illustration of Granny Weatherwax's Cottage from Terry Pratchett's Discworld, illustrated by David Wyatt!
1000 Puzzling Pieces
Lay down the law with the City Watch as you forensically piece together this 1000 piece action packed Discworld Jigsaw Puzzle starring Sam Vimes, Angua, Carrot & Co. in an arresting illustration full of details from Terry Pratchett's watch series!MORE STOCK EXPECTED LATE FEBRUARY!
A David Wyatt Collaboration!
Welcome to the Ankh-Morpork City Watch Headquarters in Pseudopolis Yard!Pay a visit to City Watch HQ with our 'arresting' illustration and gaze upon a veritable rogues' gallery of 'unusual' suspects from Terry Pratchett's Discworld including Sam Vimes, Cheery Littlebotttom, Carrot, Angua, Nobby Nobbs, Colon, Detritus, the Librarian, Reg Shoe and Errol the...
1000 Puzzling Pieces
Welcome to the belly (or should that be the bowels) of Ankh-Morpork - a fiendish melting pot of beggars, thieves, seamstresses, deviants, miscreants and Discworld's diamonds in the rough. This 1000-piece puzzle features a suitably shady illustration of the most notorious neighbourhood from Terry Pratchett's Discworld!MORE STOCK EXPECTED MID MARCH!
1000 Puzzling Pieces
+++Redo From Start+++ as you take on the challenge of building Hex from +++oneoneoneoneoneoneone+++ - thousand pieces!Peek into Unseen University's High Energy Magic Building where Ponder Stibbons, Mustrum Ridcully, the Librarian and fellow Unseen University faculty members and students gather to consult Discworld's famous thinking engine, Hex!MORE STOCK...
Set of Six
COWER BRIEF MORTALS ...and decorate your wordly goods with our set of 6 Discworld stickers featuring Death & Friends!Illustrated by David Wyatt, each sticker features an iconic image of Terry Pratchett's pale rider and pals printed on durable vinyl for immortality with blue and silver metallic finishing to add a flash of Pratchett magic to your possessions!
A David Wyatt Collaboration!
Gaze upon a tangled web of wonky walls, crooked rooftops and even more crooked characters from the safety of your own home with our official art print featuring our spectacularly shady depiction of Discworld's most notorious neighbourhood, illustrated by David Wyatt!
A David Wyatt Collaboration!
Add a touch of wizardry to your computer rooms and offices with a view inside Unseen University's High Energy Magic Building! Our spellbinding art print features Ponder Stibbons, Mustrum Ridcully, the Librarian and fellow Unseen University faculty members and students gathered around Discworld's famous thinking engine, Hex! Illustrated by David Wyatt.