Join the City Watch Today!
"BE a MAN in the City Watch! The City Watch needs MEN!" Whether you're man/woman/dwarf/troll/other enough for the City Watch, then the City Watch Recruit file is for you! Contains a wealth of official documentation to confirm your enrolment in the Watch and help you uphold the law on the mean streets of Ankh-Morpork!
A bolt-hole in the Big Wahoonie!
Own a slice of the Big Wahoonie with your own pied-a-terre on Treacle Mine Road! This hilarious property portfolio contains everything you need to get a foot on the bottom ring of Ankh-Morpork's greasy property ladder - a great gift for the Discworld fan who has everything!
Shade in the Shades, add fifty shades of brown to the River Ankh or a splash of the colour of magic with our giant colouring map of the Big Wahoonie! Keep itas a stylish black and white art print or make a blot on the landscape with colouring pencil or pen!
Any 3 pairs for £15!
Traverse cruel and unusual geography in style and let the Luggage run amok over your feet with this thaumically-charged pair of Discworld socks, woven in the colours of Ankh-Morpork's ancient college of magic, Unseen University! *BUY ANY 3 PAIRS OF DISCWORLD SOCKS FOR £15!*
Any 3 pairs for £15!
Tread with stealth and killer style with a pair of official socks from Ankh-Morpork's Guild of Assassins. With a chic motif of daggers and the guild coat of arms, this highbrow hosiery is essential uniform for the smartest Assassins! *BUY ANY 3 PAIRS OF DISCWORLD SOCKS FOR £15!*
A Souvenir from Ankh-Morpork!
You survived the Mended Drum, and all you got was this lovely T- Shirt! Wear the thrills and spills of Ankh-Morpork's notorious tavern on your sleeve, quite literally, with our exclusive Discworld tee - a souvenir from a local boozer that is truly out of this world!
A David Wyatt Collaboration!
For a local boozer that is truly out of this world, the Mended Drum cannot be beaten!Visit the Mended Drum from the safety of your own home & witness the thrills and (quite literal) spills of Ankh-Morpork's premier tourist destination with this riotous rendition of Discworld's notorious tavern, illustrated by David Wyatt.