Traumatise your dinner guests and cut a dash in the kitchen with an apron from Ankh-Morpork's enterprising street peddler C.M.O.T. Dibbler!
This hardy C.M.O.T. Dibbler garment features those icons of Discworld cuisine; the infamous 'Crusty Special' Pie and, of course, the Sausage Inna Bun!
Screen printed onto barrowboy-brown polycotton fabric.
The C.M.O.T. Dibbler apron is designed to fit most statures and measures 85 x 60 cm.
"They say that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach which just goes to show they're as confused about anatomy as they gen'rally are about everything else" The deliciously indelicate Nanny Ogg presents astonishing recipes from Terry Pratchett's Discworld, garnished with her own brand of wisdom and seasoned with a dash of outrageous wit!
Illustrated by Joe McLaren!
“I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, he said, BUT I COULD MURDER A CURRY.”― Terry Pratchett, MortDEATH... usher of souls, horseman of the apocalypse & curry connosieur. Our official Discworld T-Shirt features Terry Pratchett's Grim Reaper with a dish of Ankh-Morpork's finest Klatchian cuisine, exclusively illustrated for the Discworld Emporium by Joe McLaren!
Illustrated by Joe McLaren!
A shirt with soul...music!The official Band With Rocks In tour T-Shirt is the only shirt to be seen in this festival season - 'Bee There Orr Bee A Rectangular Thyng'! ~ Exclusively illustrated for the Discworld Emporium by Joe McLaren! ~
A Souvenir from Ankh-Morpork!
You survived the Mended Drum, and all you got was this lovely T- Shirt! Wear the thrills and spills of Ankh-Morpork's notorious tavern on your sleeve, quite literally, with our exclusive Discworld tee - a souvenir from a local boozer that is truly out of this world!
For Killer Style!
Been there, killed that, got the T-Shirt! If looks could kill, then an Assassin's sense of style would be deadly. Wear your killer instincts on your sleeve and show you've taken the dark at Ankh-Morpork's school for professional inhumers with our stylish Assassins' Guild almuni shirt (black, of course).
1000 Puzzling Pieces
Welcome to The Mended Drum, where the landlord pulls pints but not punches, and 'last orders' may literally be your last!Visit Ankh-Morpork's premier tourist destination and witness the delights of a first rate bar fight with this intoxicating jigsaw puzzle, featuring a riotous illustration full of characters & details from Terry Pratchett's Discworld!
A David Wyatt Collaboration!
For a local boozer that is truly out of this world, the Mended Drum cannot be beaten!Visit the Mended Drum from the safety of your own home & witness the thrills and (quite literal) spills of Ankh-Morpork's premier tourist destination with this riotous rendition of Discworld's notorious tavern, illustrated by David Wyatt.
Baby you were Born to Rune!
Baby you were 'Born to Rune'!Official Discworld T-Shirt featuring the iconic image of Discworld's pale rider Death from Terry Pratchett's Soul Music! Depicted on his metal steed, complete 'with the coat he borrowed from the Dean', Death has been illustrated exclusively for the Discworld Emporium by Joe Mclaren!
* New Design! *
The ultimate Discworld tee is back with a new design featuring exclusive artwork by our latest guest artist Boris Sokolovsky! This stunning illustration is entirely hand-drawn and includes little iconic motifs from Terry Pratchett's Discworld - THE TURTLE MOVES!
Illustrated by David Wyatt
A new Discworld Tea Towel featuring Terry Pratchett's Goddess of Things That Get Stuck in Drawers! Ease your washing-up woes with this heavenly home helper featuring a divine illustration by David Wyatt. Just be sure to rattle your drawers and mutter expletives in praise unto this domestic deity for added effect!