C.M.O.T. Dibbler Apron

Traumatise your dinner guests and cut a dash in the kitchen with an apron from Ankh-Morpork's enterprising street peddler C.M.O.T. Dibbler!

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This hardy C.M.O.T. Dibbler garment features those icons of Discworld cuisine; the infamous 'Crusty Special' Pie and, of course, the Sausage Inna Bun!

Screen printed onto barrowboy-brown polycotton fabric.
The C.M.O.T. Dibbler apron is designed to fit most statures and measures 85 x 60 cm.

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