Cut a dash with geeky garments for any size, shape or species featuring fantastic designs from Terry Pratchett's Discworld! Our official range of Discworld clothing features whimsical wearables from T-Shirts to tote bags with exclusive designs and illustrations by renowned Discworld artists.

Terry-fy your dinner guests with aprons from C.M.O.T. Dibbler and Gimlet's Delicatessen, or dress to kill with an Assassins' Guild Scarf!
Tempt the Eater of Socks with our Discworld footwear, or bag some booty with an official Thieves' Guild Swag Bag. From our A'Tuin socks to a Death of Rats T-shirt, our characterful clobber will get you noticed for all the right reasons (unless you're being hunted by the City Watch, then you only have yourself to blame). 

  

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    A Souvenir from Ankh-Morpork!

    You survived the Mended Drum, and all you got was this lovely  T- Shirt! Wear the thrills and spills of Ankh-Morpork's notorious tavern on your sleeve, quite literally, with our exclusive Discworld tee - a souvenir from a local boozer that is truly out of this world!

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    Any 3 pairs for £15!

    Tread with stealth and killer style with a pair of official socks from Ankh-Morpork's Guild of Assassins. With a chic motif of daggers and the guild coat of arms, this highbrow hosiery is essential uniform for the smartest Assassins! *BUY ANY 3 PAIRS OF DISCWORLD SOCKS FOR £15!*

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    CRIVENS!! Walk the Chalk like the Nac Mac Feegle with this fantasically fun literary footwear feet-uring the unmistakable appendages of Terry Pratchett's pesky pictsies!*BUY ANY 3 PAIRS OF DISCWORLD SOCKS FOR £15!*

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    Dress to kill!

    Dress to kill and slay 'em in style with a pair of official pewter cufflinks from Ankh-Morpork's guild of Assassins - for style to die for!

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    Any 3 pairs for £15!

    Traverse cruel and unusual geography in style and let the Luggage run amok over your feet with this thaumically-charged pair of Discworld socks, woven in the colours of Ankh-Morpork's ancient college of magic, Unseen University! *BUY ANY 3 PAIRS OF DISCWORLD SOCKS FOR £15!*

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    Any 3 pairs for £15!

    Ook! Dip your toes into L-Space with our bookish Discworld socks featuring flying spellbooks, bananas and the famous catchphrase of Terry Pratchett's literature-loving orangutan!*BUY ANY 3 PAIRS OF DISCWORLD SOCKS FOR £15!*

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    Any 3 pairs for £15!

    Have the world at your feet with our official Discworld socks featuring Great A'Tuin his/herself! This fantastical footwear is super-soft, super-starry & spaced-out!*BUY ANY 3 PAIRS OF DISCWORLD SOCKS FOR £15!*

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    Sterling Silver

    Official sterling silver 'hat' pin featuring Terry Pratchett's iconic accessory - the legendary millinery of a literary mastermind!

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    Give 'life' to your feet with a pair of Death socks! This fantastically fun footwear features a pattern of lifetimers, scythes and everyone’s favourite anthropomorphic personification from Terry Pratchett's Discworld - for soles with 'soul'!*BUY ANY 3 PAIRS OF DISCWORLD SOCKS FOR £15!*

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    "We can rule you wholesale"

    A super-shiny souvenir from Ankh-Morpork!Express your Discworld fan loyalty, or embellish the keys to your bolt-hole in the Big Wahoonie with an official Discworld keyring & fob!

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    Illustrated by Joe McLaren!

    A shirt with soul...music!The official Band With Rocks In tour T-Shirt is the only shirt to be seen in this festival season - 'Bee There Orr Bee A Rectangular Thyng'!  ~ Exclusively illustrated for the Discworld Emporium by Joe McLaren! ~

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    Keyring and fob set

    "NEITHER RAIN NOR SNOW NOR GLOM OF NIT"! A set of official Post Office keys, issued to Ankh-Morpork's brave postmen for use on their daily round of postboxes along the Postman's Walk!

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